Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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