Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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