I'm drive I can fine osifer
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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