i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
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Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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