all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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