Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Boobs are out for the taking
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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