my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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