the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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