oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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