why didn't you poke me back
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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