i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She told me I should be a condom model.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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