So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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