we're blogging at a bar
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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