Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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