Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
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In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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