So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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