Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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