We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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