I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Randomize
