Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed