Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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