it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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