I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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