my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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