I heard we made out
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
we're so committed to being not committed
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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