It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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