Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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