Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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