I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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