ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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