We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We had sex on a dog bed..
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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