this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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