They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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