Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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