um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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