i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
