Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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