let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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