K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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