Non-Jews are for practice
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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