Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Let's get the cat blown out
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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