He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.