just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
The adults are the big ones right?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
