these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
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I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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