he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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