their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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