well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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