all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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