what if I'm pregnant?
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youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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