but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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