another moral hangover. fuck.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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