he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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