omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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