I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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